Shipping policy

Shipping Policy 🖤

Free Shipping on Orders Over $75 ✨
Because we believe good things should come to those who add one more item to their cart.

Order Processing 📦
Orders typically escape our lair within 2-5 business days. During peak seasons (aka chaos), it might take a bit longer. We're moving as fast as the darkness allows.

Shipping & Delivery 🌙
Once your order ships, it'll find you in 3-7 business days, depending on where you're hiding and which shipping method you chose at checkout.

Order Updates 📧
You'll get tracking info once your package begins its journey. Stalk it to your heart's content.

Secure Checkout 🔒
All payments are processed through a secure, encrypted system. Your secrets (and credit card info) are safe with us.

The Fine Print:
Delivery times are estimates. Carrier delays, weather drama, and other forces beyond our control may interfere. We'll do our best to get your gear to you swiftly. 🕯️